★ The experience
Four rounds of high-desert golf, a villa with a pool, and Old Town within striking distance.
Scottsdale runs on a 350-days-of-sun guarantee your home muni could never make, and a villa that makes the group chat go quiet, then very loud. You arrive, draft rooms, and ease in with Papago as the desert turns gold.
“Yes, you may yell on 16 — TPC Scottsdale's Stadium course, the loudest hole in golf.”
Then the marquee stuff: boulders and saguaros at Troon North's Monument, the loudest hole in golf at TPC Scottsdale's Stadium course — yes, you may yell on 16 — and We-Ko-Pa's Saguaro for a closer with no houses, no noise, all golf. Between rounds it's pool floats and Old Town reconnaissance.
Target golf by day, a scene that treats Thursday like Saturday by night. Pack sunscreen and a short memory; the group chat will be planning the rematch before the airport ride's over.
Moments you’ll lie about
The 16th at TPC Scottsdale
The loudest hole in golf, and you've got the tee box.
Troon North's Monument
Boulders, saguaros, and the trip's best photo ops.
Old Town after dark
Rooftops and saloons that don't ask about your scorecard.
The backdrop: more on Scottsdale →
★ Day by day
THE RUN OF SHOW
Four rounds of high-desert golf, a villa with a pool, and Old Town within striking distance. Includes the Stadium Course, so practice your 16th-tee wave.
- Day 01
Cactus league debut
Arrive at the villa, draft rooms, and ease in with Papago as the desert turns gold. Patio dinner and trip rules ratification.
- Day 02
Monument day
Troon North's Monument course — boulders, saguaros, and the trip's best photo ops. Old Town reconnaissance after dark.
- Day 03
The loudest hole in golf
TPC Scottsdale Stadium Course. Yes, you may yell on 16. Pool recovery, then dinner somewhere with a dress code.
- Day 04
Saguaro send-off
We-Ko-Pa's Saguaro course, no houses, no noise, all golf. Final night in Old Town: jackets optional, stories mandatory.
- Day 05
Desert exhale
Sunrise pool float, breakfast burritos, and an unhurried ride to the airport with the group chat already planning the rematch.
★ Included
WHAT’S IN THE BAG
Here’s what we line up — and what your crew’s trip covers. You book and pay the courses and hotels directly; our flat fee is the only thing that comes to us.
What we handle
- A custom day-by-day plan, dialed to your crew
- Every tee time, the stay, and transport — locked and lined up
- One point of contact, on-call all weekend
- You book the courses & hotels direct — no markup, no middleman
What your trip covers
- 4 rounds including TPC Scottsdale Stadium
- 4 nights in a private desert villa with pool
- All course transfers
- A forecaddie lined up for Stadium day
- A welcome-night dinner spot, booked
★ On the ground in Scottsdale
Tee times at dawn. Old Town until further notice.
★ The estimate
THE DAMAGE
Per head, estimated
$1,850
That’s the trip cost per head — rounds, the stay, the whole run of show — split across the crew, booked direct at real prices. Want us to handle it? A flat done-for-you fee, separate. Different headcount or a custom lineup? The builder reprices everything live.
★ Scouting reports
THE CHAT HAS THOUGHTS
They got us on the Stadium Course AND got us home from Old Town every night. Both miracles, honestly.
Danny R.
Scottsdale · crew of 8
Twelve guys, five rounds, zero logistics arguments. I just forwarded the link to the chat and showed up. Best man duties: completed.
Marcus T.
Myrtle Beach · crew of 12
I've planned our annual trip for nine years. Fore The Boys did it better in one email thread. I have been honorably discharged.
Phil K.
Pinehurst · crew of 16
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★ Your move, captain ★
MAKE The Scottsdale Scorcher THE GROUP CHAT’S FINEST HOUR.
One click locks the whole thing in — courses, crash pad, transfers, all of it. Forward the confirmation and accept the applause.